Typical Excuses for Not Joining a Gym:
"I don't know what to do"
We have a staff of friendly professional personal trainers to help you get through a gym workout, safely and effectively. So you don't have to be an fitness expert, just show up and ask for assistance.
"I can't workout because I've got chronic back, and knee, pain"
Often the best therapy for pain is low impact exercise, and good circulation, while remaining inactive is actually worse for you than going to the gym is.
"I don't like to lift weights"
That's why we have a diverse line-up of aerobics class, flexibility, and dynamic movement classes to choose from including: Pilates, Tai-Chi, Bootcamp, Stretching, Kick Mix, Yoga, Zumba, Balance, Physio-Ball, . Training, Kettle Bell, Spinning, and Silver Sneakers.
"I gotta watch the kids"
That's why we offer free babysitting in our gym nursery [while other gyms and fitness centers either don't have this service, or charge you an arm and a leg for it], included with every membership at no extra cost!
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Heavy consumption of the essential amino acid lysine (as indicated in the treatment of cold sores) has allegedly shown false positives in some and was cited by American shotputter C. J. Hunter as the reason for his positive test, though in 2004 he admitted to a federal grand jury that he had injected nandrolone.  A possible cause of incorrect urine test results is the presence of metabolites from other AAS, though modern urinalysis can usually determine the exact AAS used by analyzing the ratio of the two remaining nandrolone metabolites. As a result of the numerous overturned verdicts, the testing procedure was reviewed by UK Sport . On October 5, 2007, three-time Olympic gold medalist for track and field Marion Jones admitted to use of the drug, and was sentenced to six months in jail for lying to a federal grand jury in 2000. 
The gains made by athletes in uncontrolled observations have been much more impressive. Weight gains of thirty or forty pounds, coupled with thirty percent increases in strength, are not unusual. Such case studies lack credibility because of the absence of scientific controls. However, it would be foolish to completely disregard such observations because the "subjects" have been highly trained and motivated see the articles on pharmacology of sport and sports medicine in the countries of the former Soviet Union for more information on anabolic steroids.